Dudynsky: "I'll definatly be wearing flip-flops next year!"
August 7th -
by: Yomada Suggset
"Just have fun and don't get too confidant." These were the words of wisdom from Pig Madness IV Champion Natalka Dudynsky in an exclusive interview with myself, NPPL reporter Yomada Suggset. Dudynsky took her winnings to Las Vegas the following weekend and is reported to have done lots of shopping and gambling, but this is just an assumption as we all know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
As my brother DJ can attest, Dudynsky's right hand was doing some amazing things on the day of August 2nd. She was conservative and didn't talk a lot of smack. Just tossing them for fun and trying to keep all rolls on the table. But her secret weapon - "The flip-flops!" Dudynsky attended last years Pig Madness 3 event in high-heels and by no surprise, she didn't even make the playoffs! But this year was different...this year, the usual-wine-drinking girl from Minnesota not only brought her own beer, but wore flip-flops instead of heels! A huge change of strategy and a huge change of results for this dynamic pig passer.
As far as being the first female Madness winner goes, Dudynsky believes females do not have an advantage over males given the motion restriction of women’s breasts and the Earth’s spectrum of gravity as it relates to the balance of the pigs levitation, stating "It's really great to be the first female to win Pig Madness. I don't think it will effect the world in general, but in Pig Madness world, I would think a little more respect for the women that play should now be present."
Don't be surprised if her strategy and gameplan sends ripple-effects throughout the NPPL and people attend next year's events wearing flip-flops and drinking Sam Adams Summer Ale. In fact, it's not a question of 'if' but 'how many'. This writer believes there will even be copy-cats at the inaugural Chicago Pig Madness taking place this coming weekend! And as far as her victory attracting more women in the future for the NPPL - let's all hope for that too!!
