The Human Double Leaning Jowler
Now that's what i call 60 points! Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing every roll in this form, in addition to having a dot on one side. The snouter would definatly be interesting to see. Who are they? Where are they? How did they come up with it? These are questions even us at the NPPL are unable to answer. We're just happy there are other Pass the Pigs fans that are just as demented as we are!
They say timing is the key to a perfect picture. The photographer of this photo is unknown, but whoever took it certainly took a classic.
The Event - Pig Madness IV
The Reporter - Rayne Sieling
The One Being Interviewed - Gary Williams
The Man with the Pie - "Autograph" Mike Aring.
The timing was so perfect in the photo, one would think they posed for it. Notice how Rayne's flinch of a reaction was caught before Gary's!! And Autograph smiling for the camera, at the same split second the pie hit Gary's face! Simply classic. Unfortunatly what was supposed to be pie, is actually shaving cream - that's right, apparently Williams was tasting Gillette Foamy Beard-Buster for Sensitive Skin until his 5th beer! And Williams wasn't the only one that day to be tasting shaving cream with his cheeseburger - Johnny Derango was a victim only 20 minutes later... Pies in the Face, fart imitations, mother jokes...some things never get old!
Submitted by NPPL Master Ashley Hurd, this photo basically speaks for itself.. Call it tasty, disgusting, artistic, or just plain surreal - it's once again something you don't see everyday from us here at...
...THE NPPL
The Date - July 14, 2007, approx 12:30pm
The Setting - Pig Madness III pre-party
Getting Shaved - Mike "Autograph" Aring
The Man with the Razor - Perry Day
What a Match - Perry Day vs. Adam Meyer in a one-game-keeps-all Hair vs. Hair Match! The excitement leading up to it was unlike any scene ever known to Pigs. Hair vs. Hair... Animal vs. Beast... Perry vs. Adam. Two former next-door neighbors from South Jersey putting all their Jewish and Italian cuts on the line. Absolutely crazy....But then Adam chickened out! At the last minute! What a wanker!
The anticipation was all for nothing. Until stepping up from the beer keg, "Autograph" Mike volunteered to be Adam's substitution at the last minute. The match was heroically back on...
Johnny Derango's "PIG MADNESS 1" Scorecard


The Date - August 1st, 2005, approx 6:34pm
The Setting - Pig Madness I, Venice Beach CA
Johnny Derango: Possibly the most obnoxious member of the NPPL's Masters, Derango has been known to use psychological and drinking tactics to get an advantage against his opponents. He brings out a fighting spirit from deep within his soul stemming from playing Pig Mania as a child and he has enraged many Madness players with his bold slogans on his t-shirts and he runs his mouth with the best of them. Many opponents loathe him - but that's a good thing! He's also known for his crazy reverse-toss during games which causes him to have to wear a wrist-guard in between rounds to keep the swelling down. He's always a quality opponent, he's obsessed with the Pigs, and he hardly ever has a bad game...
...however in his first Madness tournament, the always-competitive Derango got so fed up about his horrible day of pig-passing he crumpled his scorecard, threw it in the bushes, and left the party in disgust. A sore loser - possibly. A true competitor - absolutely!
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Bob Bacon and his last-place prize


The Date - July 14, 2007, approx 7:30pm
The Setting - Pig Madness III, Venice Beach CA
The 3rd annual Pig Madness tournament in Venice Beach was an exciting day in the history of the NPPL. Rastaman LJ Vierra rolled the first Double Leaning Jowler at a Madness tournament, Adam Meyer came back from three games to zero to beat Laura Brunner in a gut-wrenching 7-game Championship match, and it was the first year the NPPL started giving last-place prizes.
Quite fittingly, a man with the last name of Bacon won that prize that year. Bob Bacon may not have rolled great pigs on that day, but he did walk away with 2 Michael Bolton records and a compact disc of the former-metal long-haired love-song balladeer! And although he doesn't own a record player, Bacon still proudly owns these items as the sheer sight of them reminds him of this fateful day. As Bacon once stated, "You don't have to roll great pigs to have a great time at Pig Madness".
Words of wisdom Bob...words of wisdom.